Casey's Eye Drama

A scene from the car -

Casey:  [Screaming and crying] My eye, Mommy!  I just poked myself in the eye!

Me:  Okay, it will feel better in a minute.

Jack:  Maybe she's getting the red eye.  [Also known as pink eye.]

Me:  No, if she just poked herself then she's not getting the red eye.

Casey:  [still crying]

Me:  Is it feeling better Casey?

Casey:  No.  Am I getting sick?

Me:  No.  You just said that you poked yourself.

Casey:  No, I didn't.

Me:  You told me you poked your eye.  If you didn't poke it, what happened to it?

Casey:  I don't know.  I didn't poke it.

Me:  [Silence.]

Casey:  Oh Jack, did you just see that Mighty Machine over there?

Thus concludes the eye poking drama.