House Call

Dr. Jack made a house call today.  Here is the transcript between the doctor and his patient.

Doctor:  What is wrong with you today?

Patient:  My foot hurts.

Doctor:  I just looked at it and there is nothing wrong with the inside or the outside.  Is there anything else?

Patient:  My leg hurts too.  Can you look at that?

Doctor:  You need to lift it all the way up for me to see it.

Patient:  (lifts leg)

Doctor:  There is nothing wrong with the inside or the outside.

Patient:  But it still hurts.

Doctor:  It will be fine.  Maybe in a couple of days.  Or...I'll go get you a bandaid and then it will be fine.

Dr. Jack saves the day again.  With only a bandaid.